He whines about bad leadership but still votes for the same
person.
She squawks about corruption and yet gives her body to get a
job.
He complains about tribalism but wouldn't vote for someone outside
his own tribe.
She rumbles about how all men are cheaters as she sleeps with
a married man.
He breaks other people’s relationship and gets surprised when
someone runs off with his girlfriend.
She is ready to be a second wife to a ‘faithful man’ (who won’t
even introduce her as his wife) because all men are players.
He is very incompetent at his job but still laments about
how he has a bad boss.
She expects to be treated like a queen yet she behaves like trash.
He demands to be respected and treated like a prince, yet he
does not provide for his family and drinks himself to death.
She is bitter with all men because one guy broke her heart.
He follows after every dimple he sees and wonders why he can’t
have a stable relationship.
She flirts with a guy for days and wonders why he is
catching feelings.
He sleeps with everything in a skirt and expects to marry the
proverbs 31 woman.
She thinks God is an ATM machine you only go to see Him when
you are broke.
The Nincompoop, who can understand her ways?
