DATING TIPS FROM KIDS

Henny Youngman said, "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." However, we got a bunch of kids to reveal the secrets and this is what they had to say;

How do you decide who to marry? 

1. You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming- Alan,aged 10 (wise, this one)

2. No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before,and you get to find out later who you're stuck with - Kirsten, age 10

What is the right time to get married?

1. Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.-Camille, age 10

2. No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.-Freddie, age 6 (what? parents please, don't discuss your marriage squabbles in-front of your kids.)

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?

1.You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.-Derrick, age 8 (lol)

What do most people do on a date?

1. Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.-Lynnette, age 8

2. On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.-Martin, age 10 (A player in the making )

What would you do on a first date that was turning sour?

1. I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.- Craig, age 9

When is the right time to kiss someone?

1. When they're rich.-Pam, age 7 ( a serious gold digger in the making)

2. The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.-Curt, age 7 

3. The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.-Howard, age 8 (Committed boy this one) 

Is it better to be single or married?

1. I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing; I'm never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out.-Theodore, age 8 (who does this kid hung around?)

2. It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.-Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

How did the world be different if people didn't marry?

1. There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there.-Kelvin, age 8

How would you make a marriage work?

1. Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.-Ricky, age 9 (This one attended marriage classes clearly.)

Ps. Answers borrowed form  from the Board of wisdom.